Posts Tagged ‘sorry’

Ha! Ha Ha Ha!


10> You have a reserved parking space with your name on it — at traffic court.

9> You spend an inordinate amount of time scraping hair and bone out of your front grille.

8> You get more unwanted tickets than friends and family of the Detroit Tigers.

7> After less than 10 minutes in your car, Saddam and his sons change their minds and now “feel like walking to Jordan.”

6> Your family already has a roadside cross ready to mark the inevitable spot.

5> Earl Scheib just named his new 160-foot yacht after you.

4> You see more middle fingers than a manicurist.


I’m tired, and a history paper ate all of my time today, so I’m just going to post a link to a funny website-slash-article I found a few days back:


Sincerely, Lemons


I’m A Little Sick, Short and Stout …

THOUGHT OF THE DAY: Why is it, when a door is open it’s ajar, but when a jar is open, it’s not a door?

I’ve been very, very sick these past two days, which is why I didn’t post. I wasn’t able to write, either. As soon as I can, I’ll be writing and posting more stories! Thanks for bearing with me!

Sincerely, Lemons