Ha! Ha Ha Ha!


THOUGHT OF THE DAY:

10> You have a reserved parking space with your name on it — at traffic court.

9> You spend an inordinate amount of time scraping hair and bone out of your front grille.

8> You get more unwanted tickets than friends and family of the Detroit Tigers.

7> After less than 10 minutes in your car, Saddam and his sons change their minds and now “feel like walking to Jordan.”

6> Your family already has a roadside cross ready to mark the inevitable spot.

5> Earl Scheib just named his new 160-foot yacht after you.

4> You see more middle fingers than a manicurist.

 

I’m tired, and a history paper ate all of my time today, so I’m just going to post a link to a funny website-slash-article I found a few days back:

http://www.cracked.com/funny-4485-classic-disney-movies/

Enjoy!

Sincerely, Lemons

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